So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
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