The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
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