Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
