I feel like abortions should bother me more
ugly people sure do ruin things
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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