VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
