i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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