I need help removing her.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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