Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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