did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
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