Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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