At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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