She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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