can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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