Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
Randomize
