Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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