i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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