Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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