i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
PANTIES FOUND
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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