after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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