I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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