is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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