So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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