He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
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