He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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