My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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