let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize