you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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