i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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