Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
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