I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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