he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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