just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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