when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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