I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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