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If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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