And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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