Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I cut my penus on the lid.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
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