Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Randomize