I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
only if we run a train.
done.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
do herpes really smell.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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