im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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