Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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