So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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