Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
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