Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
nutella sex= disaster
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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