He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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