Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Randomize
