My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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