would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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