Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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