What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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