talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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