1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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