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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
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