Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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