Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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