Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
handjob tips. give me some.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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