PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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