So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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